Thursday, October 28, 2004
This Video Needs a Little Extra Troopage Riiiiight There
Bush/Cheney '04 - We're really good at Photoshop.
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Bush/Cheney '04 - We're really good at Photoshop.
Babe Ruth is Dead
If you had told me in January that the Red Sox would win the World Series before I died, I'd call you a bastard ass motherfucker. Then probably punch you in the face.
Your face is now safe.
EDIT: Found this fun little tidbit in the K-Os Comments thread:
The guy who made the last out, Edgar Renteria, wears uniform #3.
That was Babe Ruth's number.
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If you had told me in January that the Red Sox would win the World Series before I died, I'd call you a bastard ass motherfucker. Then probably punch you in the face.
Your face is now safe.
EDIT: Found this fun little tidbit in the K-Os Comments thread:
The guy who made the last out, Edgar Renteria, wears uniform #3.
That was Babe Ruth's number.
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
Time to Totally Geek Out
From IMDB.com:
Star Wars trailer??? SWEETNESS!!!! I'm already in line, bitches! See you there!
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From IMDB.com:
" According to one of our oldest, must trusted sources, the wait is finally almost over. They have told us that the long-awaited teaser trailer for STAR WARS, EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH will be playing on theater screens come Friday, November 5 -- but that plans are afoot for the trailer to run at least one day beforehand...and on television.
Our source has informed us that the STAR WARS trailer will be "placed" with THE INCREDIBLES, the new Disney/Pixar animated film also being released on 11/5. However, just because the EPISODE III may be shipped with the film cans of THE INCREDIBLES or suggested to play in front of that film doesn't necessarily mean that every theater screen will show the SITH trailer before THE INCREDIBLES. "Due to the kind of length for an animated film, two hours (with Boundin' short) running time and the IMMENSE number of studios vying to get placement on the film, expect some exhibitors to not play it with INCREDIBLES, though most should, if not on all screens of the film," our source told us last evening.
Furthermore, while our source could confirm the plans for releasing the EPISODE III trailer by November 5, the shipping title of the trailer and any posters and banners has not become known as of yet. Companies usually ship this kind of promotional material for highly anticipated movies under codenames to deflect any potential theft of the goods by those looking to make a quick buck using the buzz of the film. "
Star Wars trailer??? SWEETNESS!!!! I'm already in line, bitches! See you there!
Sunday, October 24, 2004
It's Always Funny When Famous People Fuck Up
I missed Saturday Night Live last night, unfortunately (World Series totally wiped me out), and now I wished to fuck I stayed up.
Evidently Ashlee Simpson (I dispise the fact she spells her name like a retarded kindergartener, by the way) was the musical guest last night. As you all know, musical guests get 2 performances per show (unless you're Rage Against the Machine). First one? Went off without a hitch.
The SECOND performance?
Priceless.
Gotta love the shitty excuse at the end. "My band started playing the wrong song." Now, if she was a REAL performer, since her band started picking up the beat right away, wouldn't you stay on and sing the fucking song anyways? Or is the microphone she was holding just a painted dildo? Seriously, if anyone actually had any respect for her in the first place, I'm willing to bet that at least SOME of those have lost it.
Ashlee Simpson: Even faker than Avril Lavigne.
And that's fucking SAYING something.
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I missed Saturday Night Live last night, unfortunately (World Series totally wiped me out), and now I wished to fuck I stayed up.
Evidently Ashlee Simpson (I dispise the fact she spells her name like a retarded kindergartener, by the way) was the musical guest last night. As you all know, musical guests get 2 performances per show (unless you're Rage Against the Machine). First one? Went off without a hitch.
The SECOND performance?
Priceless.
"I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me."
- Ashlee Simpson in Lucky Magazine
Gotta love the shitty excuse at the end. "My band started playing the wrong song." Now, if she was a REAL performer, since her band started picking up the beat right away, wouldn't you stay on and sing the fucking song anyways? Or is the microphone she was holding just a painted dildo? Seriously, if anyone actually had any respect for her in the first place, I'm willing to bet that at least SOME of those have lost it.
Ashlee Simpson: Even faker than Avril Lavigne.
And that's fucking SAYING something.
Thursday, October 21, 2004
I am a Conservative Blogger
Today, checking one of my various email inboxes for the first time in about a week, I came upon what seemed like a spam email that had somehow avoided Yahoo!'s relentlessly thorough spam filter (sarcasm duly noted). Before I explain further, here is the email:
Now, where should I begin? Possibly here:
1. Is this site for real? In this ever-evolving world of raisin-cake nutjobs, where everyone with a half-formed, ill-informed and bullheaded opinion can get a shitty livejournal or blog (B-G reprazent, yo!) and let fly their idiocy to the neverending sky of the Internets like feces tied to balloons in an updraft, it's getting harder and harder to separate sarcasm from morons being serious.
2. Where in the blue hell would anyone get the idea that I am a conservative blogger?? I mean, if they mean conservative in that I don't post a whole lot, then I'd be like "Well, that's true. I DO suck." But I don't think that's what they're implying. I mean was it this posting that gave them that idea? Maybe this one? This? THIS?? Was it from me linking to John Kerry's website? Or linking to wacky liberals?
3. If this site IS for real, how in the hell do they suppose that documents that have been proven true again and again are false? And how do they suppose that spam emailing every blogger under the sun begging them to investigate said documents? Are they really relying on that 12-year-old kid sitting at the computer in his adoptive Mom's farmhouse basement in Kansas to check all 8,170 results on Google? Are they really reaching out to the Internet stalker community? I'm almost shocked that the website isn't a Geocities page (with apologies to Space Lord).
It just boggles my mind. It really really does.
EDIT: I totally fell for it. Go here to take the Patriot Pledge!
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Today, checking one of my various email inboxes for the first time in about a week, I came upon what seemed like a spam email that had somehow avoided Yahoo!'s relentlessly thorough spam filter (sarcasm duly noted). Before I explain further, here is the email:
Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 20:17:08 -0700 (PDT) From: helpwin@yesbushcan.com Add to Address Book
To: wpnrevilgm@yahoo.com Subject: More False Documents RatherGate proved that bloggers are the best fact checkers. That is
why we are writing to a few bloggers asking for help.
Yes Bush Can has collected several documents that are clearly suspect.
But we need your help to prove they are fake:
http://www.yesbushcan.com/falsedocs.shtml
Let's spring to action before these documents needlessly tarnish the
reputation of our Commander and Chief. You know the drill: analyze
the
handwriting, search for factual errors, and post your discoveries.
And keep us posted by sending email to FakeDocs@yesbushcan.com.
Thanks in advance for your help.
YesBushCan
Now, where should I begin? Possibly here:
1. Is this site for real? In this ever-evolving world of raisin-cake nutjobs, where everyone with a half-formed, ill-informed and bullheaded opinion can get a shitty livejournal or blog (B-G reprazent, yo!) and let fly their idiocy to the neverending sky of the Internets like feces tied to balloons in an updraft, it's getting harder and harder to separate sarcasm from morons being serious.
2. Where in the blue hell would anyone get the idea that I am a conservative blogger?? I mean, if they mean conservative in that I don't post a whole lot, then I'd be like "Well, that's true. I DO suck." But I don't think that's what they're implying. I mean was it this posting that gave them that idea? Maybe this one? This? THIS?? Was it from me linking to John Kerry's website? Or linking to wacky liberals?
3. If this site IS for real, how in the hell do they suppose that documents that have been proven true again and again are false? And how do they suppose that spam emailing every blogger under the sun begging them to investigate said documents? Are they really relying on that 12-year-old kid sitting at the computer in his adoptive Mom's farmhouse basement in Kansas to check all 8,170 results on Google? Are they really reaching out to the Internet stalker community? I'm almost shocked that the website isn't a Geocities page (with apologies to Space Lord).
It just boggles my mind. It really really does.
EDIT: I totally fell for it. Go here to take the Patriot Pledge!
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES??!
BOSTON WINS!
BOSTON WINS!
BOSTON WINS!
It's about fucking time.
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BOSTON WINS!
BOSTON WINS!
BOSTON WINS!
It's about fucking time.
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Imagine...
Well, evidently someone I thought was my friend back in Utica is a real big asshole and, for very little reason, hates me. However, I don't feel like dwelling on negative things today, so instead I will give you all something else to think about. Some of the most meaningful words from one of the greatest modern philosophers the world has seen:
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Well, evidently someone I thought was my friend back in Utica is a real big asshole and, for very little reason, hates me. However, I don't feel like dwelling on negative things today, so instead I will give you all something else to think about. Some of the most meaningful words from one of the greatest modern philosophers the world has seen:
Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace
You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world
You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one
Monday, October 04, 2004
Galactic Conquest is Now!
Let it be known henceforth that I am dropping my longstanding support of Senator John Kerry's Presidential candidacy in favor of a taller, sleeker, taller candidate. Evil Brian's Evil Thoughts formally welcomes to the Presidential Race THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST RED / THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST PURPLE. They've already begun making thier policies known and, unlike a certain flip-flopping waffle-eating Frenchman, these policies are set in stone.
On Iraq:
On North Korea:
On a missile defense system:
On Osama bin Laden:
Resistance is futile, pitiful stupid stinking humans! You will not vote Republican! You will not vote Democratic! You shall vote Irken and be damn grateful for the opportunity!
GALACTIC CONQUEST IS NOW! YOU SHALL VOTE FOR THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST IN 2004! OR BE DESTROYED!
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Let it be known henceforth that I am dropping my longstanding support of Senator John Kerry's Presidential candidacy in favor of a taller, sleeker, taller candidate. Evil Brian's Evil Thoughts formally welcomes to the Presidential Race THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST RED / THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST PURPLE. They've already begun making thier policies known and, unlike a certain flip-flopping waffle-eating Frenchman, these policies are set in stone.
On Iraq:
"Fire some kinda laser... thingie at 'em; RIGHT NOW! "
On North Korea:
"Prepare for Operation Impending Doom 2!"
On a missile defense system:
"It's not stupid, it's advaaaaaaanced."
On Osama bin Laden:
"Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia? Shouldn't you be... frying something? "
Resistance is futile, pitiful stupid stinking humans! You will not vote Republican! You will not vote Democratic! You shall vote Irken and be damn grateful for the opportunity!
GALACTIC CONQUEST IS NOW! YOU SHALL VOTE FOR THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST IN 2004! OR BE DESTROYED!
Friday, October 01, 2004
Body in America, Mind in Krakow
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