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Wednesday, October 29, 2003

And While I'm Being a Post Whore...

THIS is the funniest album cover you will EVER see. There is no comparison. Not even the almight Weird Al can compare. And the funniest thing is, this guy is a bling-bling SERIOUS rapper.

Even one of the idiot commenters on there (which I very rarely agree with, especially when they give 1 star) caught this:

LIL FLIP WILL STEAL YOUR POT OF GOLD, October 8, 2003
Reviewer: Jordan (see more about me) from Boise, Id
I DON'T LISTEN TO THIS TYPE OF RAP BUT I WANTED TO REVIEW THIS CD AND GIVE IT NO STARS FOR HAVING THE WACKEST ALBUM COVER OF ALL TIME.


Did you hear that?? THE WACKEST!!! Those ain't words that y'all just throw around. G.

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THE COOLEST BOOK EVER.

Oh, this is SO going on my Birthday AND Christmas List.

This is one of those books where there is a VERY small chance that it will expand beyond a first edition. I mean, come on, it's over TWELVE MONSTERTRUCKIN' POUNDS.

To not get this as soon as possible is to admit that you hate kitties and kill small schoolchildren.

P.S. Evil Brian Day is November 25th! Only 27 Shopping days left! ( ^_^ )

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Al Sharpton Proves Himself To POSSIBLY Be The Worst Democrat Ever...

In other news, Howard Dean acts as his slick, classy, cool self. I'm not even a Democrat and I want to vote for the guy. A Dem with a backbone, who knew?

Wow, two "in other news" style comments in one night...I'm running out of material.

DEAN 2004.

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ATTENTION ATTENTION: NRA To Boycott American Bar Association

In other news, hell to freeze over and pigs suspected of flying by themselves.

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Friday, October 17, 2003

NERD ALERT!

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Anti-Bush stuff COMING YOUR WAY!!!

Everyone who hates Dubbya, you HAVE to go HERE as soon as humanly possible. I warn you though, there are some pretty monstertruckin' graphic pictures displayed in some of the flash movies. Still, it's home to the first and ONLY video (as far as I am aware) of NOFX's "Idiot Son Of An Asshole". Definitely required viewing, definitely highly recommended, and DEFINITELY Evil Brian Approved! GO NOW!!!

In fact, I'll post the address AGAIN.

P.S. DLCTV is HILARIOUS. Definitely Fuzz-Worthy.




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woo-hoo...

Well, instead of being an awesome World Series like Chicago vs. Boston which EVERYONE would have watched, it's gonna be another boring Yankee$ fuckfest. Goddamn, I hate New York City. And I still don't understand why people STILL watch the Yankee$. But whatever...go Yankee$...go get yourself another couple million dollars per player and play in another World Series with record low ratings because nobody even cares anymore.

Fuck You New York.

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Tuesday, October 07, 2003

Look Up...

Hopefully, you'll all notice an addition to the very top of this page. If that doesn't disgust you to your very core, I don't know what would.

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I Scream, You Scream, I Scream Louder...

This is simultaneously the funniest and saddest thing I've seen in weeks...

I'm not even sure what to say....or if this is an elaborate joke or not...

\speechless

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