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Sunday, May 14, 2006

Q Is For Dr. Tran



NOBODY fucks you up like Dr. Tran!

*you said a bad word!*

NOBODY.

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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Wow, has it been FIVE Months???

I never thought I'd be THIS bad. Shit, even I'M disgusted with myself. Work has been hella awful, with your lowly servant Evil Brian working 12 hour days pretty much nonstop since January. So what has been up with His Evilness lately? Well, amongst other things, I've joined a gym, dropped about 20 pounds; my knee has completely healed from my accident (I have a gnarly scar though) and I finally broke down and joined my friends on MySpace (I'm such a sad individual).

So what has Evil Brian been digging on these past months? Check it:

Wine: I have recently been slowly becoming someewhat of a wino. Since my vacation began (this past weekend) I have drained 2 bottles of wine, and am currently halfway done with a third. All white zinfandel; though I have a burgandy in my fridge.

Children of Bodom: I went to see them at the WORLD-FAMOUS Toad's Place in New Haven with Chimaira and If Hope Dies. One of the best metal shows I've ever been privvy to. The new record Are You Dead Yet? is the fucking BALLS.

Matisyahu: Fuck you guys. I dig it. White Jew doing reggae? I say whatever man; sounds decent enough to me.

MySpace: yes, it's for 14-year-old girls and bands you couldn't care less about. But, shit, all my friends from college are on it, so I feel obligated to pimp it. Also, remember I'm a little inebriated at this point, so the social filter is down at the moment. Cock.

Nostalgia: I just visited my old alma mater this weekend (Utica College) and remembered all the good times I had at the radio station, at my old dorms, everything. Fuck, I miss being in college. Fuck FUCK I miss being on the radio. Good fucking times.

Enter The Haggis: A crazy awesome Scottish/Celtic indie band from Canadia. I saw them live at Utica College's "Moosestock II" (yes, our mascot is a fucking moose. And yes, we named our annual concert after him.). Seriously. check them out.

Exercise: I got a membership to my local gym this past month, and I've planned out a workout/diet schedule with my friend that, in his own words, should help me drop about 50 pounds in 4 months. Here's hopin'.

Tool: The new album 10,000 Days is fucking CRAZY AWESOME. Much more song-based than Lateralus. Get it. NOW.

Stephen Colbert: The man has fucking KING KONG-SIZED BALLS.

Horse The Band: Nintendo music on acid. Lyrics are shit, but it's something I can rock out to, so good on them. I mean, fuck, they wrote a song about BIRDO from Super Mario 2!

Vacation: I LOVE NOT HAVING TO GO TO WORK!

As you c an see, my typing has become quite degenerated at this point, so I feel I mst cease typing this update. Here's to another 5 months of writing ABSOLUTEY NOTHING!

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