Evil Brian's Evil Thoughts...it's a MotherFucker

State of the Union

This is the opening track to Xzibit's new album, splicing together various State of the Union Addresses from World President Bush to make a fun message for all God-fearing Americans.

And now, a message from the President of the United States:

“Tonight I wanna take a few minutes to discuss a great threat to peace.

The dictator who is assembling the world’s most dangerous weapons, is here in our own country.

He is the homicidal dictator who is addicted to weapons of mass destruction.

He has proven he is capable of any crime.

The tyrant is me.

I have directed this administration to support the use of violence against all of you.

I will kill thousands, or hundreds of thousands of innocent people in our country and across the world.

I, um, resolve to bring sudden terror and suffering with horrible poisons, and diseases, and gasses.

Men and women, boys and girls, thousands of civilians will be killed in a single day.

Murdered at random, and without remorse.

My ultimate ambitions are to control the peoples of the United States, and to blackmail the rest of the world with weapons of mass terror. 

Weapons of mass destruction.”

Friday Night Lyrics coming soon, so quit your bitchin', voices in my head!

And attempt what is turning out to be a hopeless endeavor and name the songs presented in the lyrical examples below!