Evil Brian's Evil Thoughts...it's a MotherFucker

How?

I feel sick. I actually feel physically ill. I almost had to leave work early this morning because I had this strong acidic feeling in the pit of my stomach. I got home and I went to bed today without checking the news, without so much as going on the internet, because I just didn’t want to know. I fell asleep wishing that I would never again wake up in George W. Bush’s America.

Unfortunately, I woke up.

You know, there’s just a million and one thoughts running through my head right now, and none of them are really very good. How exactly does something like this happen? How does the most failure-laden Presidential administration in the history of the United States get re-elected? How does the most corrupt and incompetent President since Nixon get re-elected? How in the fuck could people even justify voting for the Bush Administration? How can that many motherfucking people not realize all the retarded evil shit that the Bush Administration has done to destroy this nation, to destroy the hard fucking work that millions of people have struggled and died for? How can people honestly, seriously say that George W. Bush has been doing a good job? That he’s good for America? How? How? How? How? How????

I don’t get it. I really fucking don’t get it. America has lost more jobs, lost more money, lost more soldiers in an unnecessary war, lost international respect and is given a chance to fucking change all that, and we blow it. We fucking blow it. I just don’t understand. I really fucking don’t. We’re given a choice between an intelligent responsible guy and a retarded fucking monkey with guns, and we decided that it would be in the nation’s best interest to have the monkey throw his shit around for another four years and shoot anyone who tries to pick any of it up. I’m seriously waiting for Chris Farley to hold someone at gunpoint at a news conference and say “You heard it here first, folks. Voter fraud!”

My hands are fucking shaking.

I may not have been the most vocal proponent for Kerry, but goddammit I really fucking believed that we needed someone, ANY fucking ONE, to replace the bastards in power. I really fucking believed that America honestly and seriously wanted to improve. Wanted to change its image. Wanted to create jobs. Wanted to evolve along with the rest of the world. Wanted to cease being lied to every fucking day of its miserable goddamn life.

I was really fucking wrong.

How does one present a nation with a plate of silver and a plate of silver-gilded shit and have the nation pick the pile of shit? How do you present a nation with a proven failure and merely a potential failure and have the nation pick the proven failure?? “Oh, at least we KNOW we’re getting a failure! Hyuck!” It’s fucking insane.

Do you think if I tried to get the nation committed to a mental institution they’d be accepted?

Do you suppose everyone just felt really bad for Bush because he’s mentally challenged and he won out of pity? I just can’t fucking believe that people honestly think that, not only has Bush done a good job with America, but that he’s done SUCH a good job he deserves another fucking term.

I know I’ve already said it a bunch of times, but I honestly don’t fucking get it. Every single fucking thing that this administration has done, they’ve done wrong. Every single fucking thing. Find me one positive thing that the Bush Administration has done for America. One. And they still get re-elected? STILL??

I haven’t been this pissed off in a long fucking time. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. This wasn’t supposed to fucking happen. In 2000, I thought that, at the very least, Bush’s cronies should have been arrested for voter fraud in Florida. When we preemptively struck Iraq, I thought that, for SURE, the United Nations would charge Bush with war crimes. On about two dozen instances during this administration, I thought for sure that people would just fucking rise up and impeach the fucker. Honest to god, I think that George W. Bush has done more to hurt America than any rerouted commercial airliners ever could.

I’ve never been political in my entire fucking life. Hell, before September 11^th 2001, I barely even paid attention to the news. Since then, I’ve tried to keep a constant eye on what’s going on. This year was my first time voting, and it felt fucking good. I felt that I honestly knew exactly what I was voting for in each of the elections I voted in. Come to find out, my vote can be cancelled out by a retarded goatfucker from Alabama! Thanks America for nothing!

How can we elect someone so corrupt and evil? How can someone so un-American run America? How in the high holy cocksucker can you tell me that there are seriously people in this country who believe that George W. Bush gives two shits about them and their problems, who believe that he cares so fucking much about it that he helps them in any way shape or form? How can you fucking tell me that there are people who, even after all the shit he’s done, still want George W. fucking Bush as President??? I almost feel as if we, as a nation, should collectively say “He didn’t hit us, we just fell down the stairs.”

Bend over America, and I hope you brought the lube. We’re in for the longest, hardest and most violent four-year-long ass-fucking ever, and goddammit, I dare say we deserve it.