Sunday, October 24, 2004
It's Always Funny When Famous People Fuck Up
I missed Saturday Night Live last night, unfortunately (World Series totally wiped me out), and now I wished to fuck I stayed up.
Evidently Ashlee Simpson (I dispise the fact she spells her name like a retarded kindergartener, by the way) was the musical guest last night. As you all know, musical guests get 2 performances per show (unless you're Rage Against the Machine). First one? Went off without a hitch.
The SECOND performance?
Priceless.
Gotta love the shitty excuse at the end. "My band started playing the wrong song." Now, if she was a REAL performer, since her band started picking up the beat right away, wouldn't you stay on and sing the fucking song anyways? Or is the microphone she was holding just a painted dildo? Seriously, if anyone actually had any respect for her in the first place, I'm willing to bet that at least SOME of those have lost it.
Ashlee Simpson: Even faker than Avril Lavigne.
And that's fucking SAYING something.
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I missed Saturday Night Live last night, unfortunately (World Series totally wiped me out), and now I wished to fuck I stayed up.
Evidently Ashlee Simpson (I dispise the fact she spells her name like a retarded kindergartener, by the way) was the musical guest last night. As you all know, musical guests get 2 performances per show (unless you're Rage Against the Machine). First one? Went off without a hitch.
The SECOND performance?
Priceless.
"I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me."
- Ashlee Simpson in Lucky Magazine
Gotta love the shitty excuse at the end. "My band started playing the wrong song." Now, if she was a REAL performer, since her band started picking up the beat right away, wouldn't you stay on and sing the fucking song anyways? Or is the microphone she was holding just a painted dildo? Seriously, if anyone actually had any respect for her in the first place, I'm willing to bet that at least SOME of those have lost it.
Ashlee Simpson: Even faker than Avril Lavigne.
And that's fucking SAYING something.
