Monday, October 04, 2004
Galactic Conquest is Now!
Let it be known henceforth that I am dropping my longstanding support of Senator John Kerry's Presidential candidacy in favor of a taller, sleeker, taller candidate. Evil Brian's Evil Thoughts formally welcomes to the Presidential Race THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST RED / THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST PURPLE. They've already begun making thier policies known and, unlike a certain flip-flopping waffle-eating Frenchman, these policies are set in stone.
On Iraq:
On North Korea:
On a missile defense system:
On Osama bin Laden:
Resistance is futile, pitiful stupid stinking humans! You will not vote Republican! You will not vote Democratic! You shall vote Irken and be damn grateful for the opportunity!
GALACTIC CONQUEST IS NOW! YOU SHALL VOTE FOR THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST IN 2004! OR BE DESTROYED!
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Let it be known henceforth that I am dropping my longstanding support of Senator John Kerry's Presidential candidacy in favor of a taller, sleeker, taller candidate. Evil Brian's Evil Thoughts formally welcomes to the Presidential Race THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST RED / THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST PURPLE. They've already begun making thier policies known and, unlike a certain flip-flopping waffle-eating Frenchman, these policies are set in stone.
On Iraq:
"Fire some kinda laser... thingie at 'em; RIGHT NOW! "
On North Korea:
"Prepare for Operation Impending Doom 2!"
On a missile defense system:
"It's not stupid, it's advaaaaaaanced."
On Osama bin Laden:
"Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia? Shouldn't you be... frying something? "
Resistance is futile, pitiful stupid stinking humans! You will not vote Republican! You will not vote Democratic! You shall vote Irken and be damn grateful for the opportunity!
GALACTIC CONQUEST IS NOW! YOU SHALL VOTE FOR THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST IN 2004! OR BE DESTROYED!
