Monday, August 30, 2004
Are there any balls down there?
About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!
This movie has the possibility of being more polarizing than Bush v. Kerry. It's either going to be mindblowingly cool, or it's gonna guzzle loads of ass-cock. (Ass means donkey, stupid!)
But I think we all know, if it isn't shot totally in black & white (or at least mostly in black & white), then it might not be worth watching. I still think all the Quick Stop scenes in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back look odd in fully fleshed-out brilliant color.
It's already got bonus points for the title alone.
Even with all the sweet tender juices of irreverence dripping from the prospect of this project alone, you gotta feel kind of bad for poor Kevin Smith. He really wanted to get away from doing this kind of film and get into doing, you know, films that could be semi-mainstream, only to get struck down be America's seething and uncompromising hatred of BENNIFER. Now he's considering not even directing The Green Hornet, which is kind of a shame since I'd love to see how he handles a full-blown action movie.
Oh, and in case anyone out there forgot or hasn't heard yet:
9.7.2004
Just looking at it makes me wanna play the xylophone on a cow skeleton with a big femur and bust open some monkey skulls. It just emenates "gaze upon me with wonder, and slaughter goats to my magnificence", doesn't it?
And I'll probably even end up getting Jersey Girl as well, because it comes out on the same day and you KNOW Best Buy is gonna have some kind of freaky combo deal of some sort.
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About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!
This movie has the possibility of being more polarizing than Bush v. Kerry. It's either going to be mindblowingly cool, or it's gonna guzzle loads of ass-cock. (Ass means donkey, stupid!)
But I think we all know, if it isn't shot totally in black & white (or at least mostly in black & white), then it might not be worth watching. I still think all the Quick Stop scenes in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back look odd in fully fleshed-out brilliant color.
It's already got bonus points for the title alone.
Even with all the sweet tender juices of irreverence dripping from the prospect of this project alone, you gotta feel kind of bad for poor Kevin Smith. He really wanted to get away from doing this kind of film and get into doing, you know, films that could be semi-mainstream, only to get struck down be America's seething and uncompromising hatred of BENNIFER. Now he's considering not even directing The Green Hornet, which is kind of a shame since I'd love to see how he handles a full-blown action movie.
Oh, and in case anyone out there forgot or hasn't heard yet:
9.7.2004
Just looking at it makes me wanna play the xylophone on a cow skeleton with a big femur and bust open some monkey skulls. It just emenates "gaze upon me with wonder, and slaughter goats to my magnificence", doesn't it?
And I'll probably even end up getting Jersey Girl as well, because it comes out on the same day and you KNOW Best Buy is gonna have some kind of freaky combo deal of some sort.
