Thursday, June 24, 2004
New Favorite Spam Email
I must've laughed for five straight minutes just reading the title to this email. Check this shit out:
Christian Bill Removers" Add to Address Book
To: WPNRevilGM@yahoo.com
Subject: Eliminate your bills the Christian way
Date: Tue, 15 Jun 2004 18:58:43 -0700
The following is an email advertisement.
ChristianDebtRemovers.Org
11787 Bayou Lane
Boca Raton, FL 33498
or to unsubscribe from their mailings click here.
Your privacy is extremely important to us. As a leader in permission-based email promotions, we are committed to delivering a highly rewarding experience with great opportunities.
This email was sent to WPNRevilGM@yahoo.com, by iexpect.com.
CLICK HERE to clear your name from our list.
If you would like to contact iExpect.com directly regarding any privacy issues, please write or fax to:
370 W. Pleasantview Ave. #310
Hackensack, NJ 07601
201-227-9700 (Fax)
My heathen atheist bill-elimination methods just haven't been working! I've tried everything: sacrificing chipmunks to Pan the Goat God; chanting verses from the Necronomicon while burning photocopies of my bill statements; throwing eggs at the Verizon building; NOTHING SEEMS TO BE WORKING! Where, oh where shall I turn?? I KNOW! I haven't been trying to utilize the power of CHRIST to alleviate my financial woes!! Oh, bless you Jesus, for your infinite compassion and financial backing up to a 5000 dollar limit with 15% interest after 30 days! I need only holy water, the Bible, and 3 viable forms of identification to harness the wonderful beautiful love of Our Savior for my financial benefit! Take THIS, evil bills of the Dark Lord Satan!
*sprinkles holy water at bills*
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
*bills disappear in a cloud of smoke and Jesus' love rains down upon me*
Oh Lord in heaven, Mary mother of God, Father Son and Holy Spirit, I am SAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYVED from unholy corruption and financial ruin! God bless you, ChristianDebtRemovers.org of Boca Raton, Florida! You truly are doing the Lord's work! I have been born-again! Resurrected from my heathenistic non-Christian ways! My life and wallet now belong to JESUS! Just like George W. Bush, the rightfully-elected and God-ordained President of these United States of America wants it! YAY JESUS!!!
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I must've laughed for five straight minutes just reading the title to this email. Check this shit out:
Christian Bill Removers"
To: WPNRevilGM@yahoo.com
Subject: Eliminate your bills the Christian way
Date: Tue, 15 Jun 2004 18:58:43 -0700
The following is an email advertisement.
ChristianDebtRemovers.Org
11787 Bayou Lane
Boca Raton, FL 33498
or to unsubscribe from their mailings click here.
Your privacy is extremely important to us. As a leader in permission-based email promotions, we are committed to delivering a highly rewarding experience with great opportunities.
This email was sent to WPNRevilGM@yahoo.com, by iexpect.com.
CLICK HERE to clear your name from our list.
If you would like to contact iExpect.com directly regarding any privacy issues, please write or fax to:
370 W. Pleasantview Ave. #310
Hackensack, NJ 07601
201-227-9700 (Fax)
My heathen atheist bill-elimination methods just haven't been working! I've tried everything: sacrificing chipmunks to Pan the Goat God; chanting verses from the Necronomicon while burning photocopies of my bill statements; throwing eggs at the Verizon building; NOTHING SEEMS TO BE WORKING! Where, oh where shall I turn?? I KNOW! I haven't been trying to utilize the power of CHRIST to alleviate my financial woes!! Oh, bless you Jesus, for your infinite compassion and financial backing up to a 5000 dollar limit with 15% interest after 30 days! I need only holy water, the Bible, and 3 viable forms of identification to harness the wonderful beautiful love of Our Savior for my financial benefit! Take THIS, evil bills of the Dark Lord Satan!
*sprinkles holy water at bills*
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
*bills disappear in a cloud of smoke and Jesus' love rains down upon me*
Oh Lord in heaven, Mary mother of God, Father Son and Holy Spirit, I am SAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYVED from unholy corruption and financial ruin! God bless you, ChristianDebtRemovers.org of Boca Raton, Florida! You truly are doing the Lord's work! I have been born-again! Resurrected from my heathenistic non-Christian ways! My life and wallet now belong to JESUS! Just like George W. Bush, the rightfully-elected and God-ordained President of these United States of America wants it! YAY JESUS!!!
