Sunday, May 30, 2004
Turning Out Them Olsen Twins Since 1987
Pimp Masta General Bizzob Sizzaget gets ALL the fine bitches, in addition to being God.
This website is making me seriously consider replacing the word "God" with "Saget" in my everyday lexicon.
Saget, I love the Internet.
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Pimp Masta General Bizzob Sizzaget gets ALL the fine bitches, in addition to being God.
This website is making me seriously consider replacing the word "God" with "Saget" in my everyday lexicon.
Saget, I love the Internet.
Thursday, May 27, 2004
Face Down, Ass Up
I had an epiphany of sorts today, at my dreary, eventless workplace. During the seemingly arduous 5 hours of having absolutely nothing to do in my little Copy Center, and being forced to listen to O.A.R. and Pork Tornado by my imbecilic colleagues, I started really thinking hard about the following subject, and came to the conclusion that had been eluding me for a long while. After much thinking and deliberation, I have determined, at long last, that I would really like to fuck Avril Lavigne up the ass.
Surprisingly enough, I am not very fond of anal sex. In fact, I have never actually participated in anal sex and have very little desire to perform anal sex. I have barely had experience with normal sex and, shockingly, the thought of having regular vaginal intercourse with her has not even crossed my mind; so the announcing of my desire to stick my cock up Avril Lavigne’s smooth curvy backside may seem a little odd, but hear me out.
Now, don’t get me wrong here. I have absolutely no desire to listen to her sing one fucking note. In fact, I’d prefer if she just kept her mouth shut the whole fucking time. I dare say that her music is nearly unlistenable; she has the kind of voice that Alanis Morrissette might have if Alanis Morrisette had gargled and swallowed all that green slime they dumped on her in the 80’s. Her lyrics are trite, meaningless little puddles of drivel; the music behind her acrid voice is sub-par and soulless. Her videos are equally horrendous (though I am fond of the one of her crawling around in underoos, as long as it can be muted). In fact, from what I’ve seen and heard through articles and interviews, she can be a retarded, stubborn little cunt. Whether this adds or retracts from my craving of Canadian butt-sex with her is negligible, the fact of the matter is that today I realized that I am filled with the desire to put Li’l Brian far up her puckering poopchute.
I really can’t explain it, it’s quite a remarkable, though slightly frightening, feeling. For many months, I have been fighting with myself as to what my exact opinion of Avril Lavigne was. I mean, as a musical artist, she’s barely ahead of William Shatner in terms of musical awesomeness. As a Hot Topic wearing punk pop poseur extraordinaire, she’s about midway between any random emo band and any other random emo band. But as a tight pink asshole ready to fuck, she’s A+, number One, first in line.
So I guess all I’m really trying to say after all of this is that whenever I see or hear her from now on, all I'll be able to think of is spinning her around, bending her over, and giving her the Forbidden Hello. I have realized that, despite the fact that her voice and attitude are intolerable, and despite the fact that it will, in all likelihood, never happen; Avril Lavigne is extremely ass-fuckable and, should she ever have the desire, I dare say that I am just the man for the job.
Pictures like this don't really do anything to discourage me, either.
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I had an epiphany of sorts today, at my dreary, eventless workplace. During the seemingly arduous 5 hours of having absolutely nothing to do in my little Copy Center, and being forced to listen to O.A.R. and Pork Tornado by my imbecilic colleagues, I started really thinking hard about the following subject, and came to the conclusion that had been eluding me for a long while. After much thinking and deliberation, I have determined, at long last, that I would really like to fuck Avril Lavigne up the ass.
Surprisingly enough, I am not very fond of anal sex. In fact, I have never actually participated in anal sex and have very little desire to perform anal sex. I have barely had experience with normal sex and, shockingly, the thought of having regular vaginal intercourse with her has not even crossed my mind; so the announcing of my desire to stick my cock up Avril Lavigne’s smooth curvy backside may seem a little odd, but hear me out.
Now, don’t get me wrong here. I have absolutely no desire to listen to her sing one fucking note. In fact, I’d prefer if she just kept her mouth shut the whole fucking time. I dare say that her music is nearly unlistenable; she has the kind of voice that Alanis Morrissette might have if Alanis Morrisette had gargled and swallowed all that green slime they dumped on her in the 80’s. Her lyrics are trite, meaningless little puddles of drivel; the music behind her acrid voice is sub-par and soulless. Her videos are equally horrendous (though I am fond of the one of her crawling around in underoos, as long as it can be muted). In fact, from what I’ve seen and heard through articles and interviews, she can be a retarded, stubborn little cunt. Whether this adds or retracts from my craving of Canadian butt-sex with her is negligible, the fact of the matter is that today I realized that I am filled with the desire to put Li’l Brian far up her puckering poopchute.
I really can’t explain it, it’s quite a remarkable, though slightly frightening, feeling. For many months, I have been fighting with myself as to what my exact opinion of Avril Lavigne was. I mean, as a musical artist, she’s barely ahead of William Shatner in terms of musical awesomeness. As a Hot Topic wearing punk pop poseur extraordinaire, she’s about midway between any random emo band and any other random emo band. But as a tight pink asshole ready to fuck, she’s A+, number One, first in line.
So I guess all I’m really trying to say after all of this is that whenever I see or hear her from now on, all I'll be able to think of is spinning her around, bending her over, and giving her the Forbidden Hello. I have realized that, despite the fact that her voice and attitude are intolerable, and despite the fact that it will, in all likelihood, never happen; Avril Lavigne is extremely ass-fuckable and, should she ever have the desire, I dare say that I am just the man for the job.
Pictures like this don't really do anything to discourage me, either.
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
He Lied, They Died...
...Keep The Peasants Terrified!!!
You may not like OTEP very much, but this video rocks balls.
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...Keep The Peasants Terrified!!!
You may not like OTEP very much, but this video rocks balls.
Tuesday, May 25, 2004
This Just In...
The Bush White House's "Scare America Into Submission" campaign has started with a non-existant and impossible-to-prove, evidenceless BANG.
Alright, who here thinks that Bush's campaign slogan is gonna be changed to "Elect Me or Let the Terrorists Win."?
EDIT: Also, in case you didn't notice, there's new GET YOUR WAR ON:
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The Bush White House's "Scare America Into Submission" campaign has started with a non-existant and impossible-to-prove, evidenceless BANG.
Alright, who here thinks that Bush's campaign slogan is gonna be changed to "Elect Me or Let the Terrorists Win."?
EDIT: Also, in case you didn't notice, there's new GET YOUR WAR ON:
Voltron Rapes the Statue of Liberty...
...and other insanity,
Right here.
Just don't start if you don't have like an hour free, it's really fucking addicting.
(courtesy and props to the OFB)
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...and other insanity,
Right here.
Just don't start if you don't have like an hour free, it's really fucking addicting.
(courtesy and props to the OFB)
Monday, May 24, 2004
cock of the gods! Crossword
I have recently started actually opening the spam email I get nowadays? Why? Because, for some bizarre reason, they've started inserting Dadaist poetry with their offers of enlarged genitals and cheap, illegal software. And it's AWESOME-O. Check this shit out:
leatherwork peephole derisive domicile greensward homily might component carven chiropractor flam libelous theseus periwinkle handset continue downside autocollimate byroad easternmost inflammatory cretinous material daydream burden milch avowal detect kidnapping
brigadier playa rhea deserve husbandman benevolent hippocrates downing puerto fiduciary burtt northward basilar ninefold accolade dubious chignon la attribution predatory proximate bonus scurrilous yeshiva
That is fucking awesome. It's like Samuel Taylor Coleridge, only this makes more sense...
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I have recently started actually opening the spam email I get nowadays? Why? Because, for some bizarre reason, they've started inserting Dadaist poetry with their offers of enlarged genitals and cheap, illegal software. And it's AWESOME-O. Check this shit out:
leatherwork peephole derisive domicile greensward homily might component carven chiropractor flam libelous theseus periwinkle handset continue downside autocollimate byroad easternmost inflammatory cretinous material daydream burden milch avowal detect kidnapping
brigadier playa rhea deserve husbandman benevolent hippocrates downing puerto fiduciary burtt northward basilar ninefold accolade dubious chignon la attribution predatory proximate bonus scurrilous yeshiva
That is fucking awesome. It's like Samuel Taylor Coleridge, only this makes more sense...
Sunday, May 23, 2004
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Sssssssssssurvey!
From my buddies ART and DANIELLE:
1: grab the book nearest to you. turn to page 18, find line 4.: "Other influences and precursors to heavy metal can be noted."
2: stretch your left arm out as far as you can. what do you touch first?:
filing cabinet next to the desk.
3: what is the last thing you watched on TV?: 50 Most Awesomely Bad Songs of All Time
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 1:53
5: now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 1:53..I rule at life.
6: with the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: Minus the Bear - Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse, and AIM dings
7: when did you last step outside? what were you doing? I walked from my car to the radio station about an hour ago, I think...
8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?: Yahoo News about John Kerry
9: what are you wearing?: orange button-down shirt, black shorts, socks
10: did you dream last night? yeah, lots of weird superhero-type shit, can't remember any particualrs. There was a dragon though.
11: when did you last laugh? hmmmm....sometime today.
12: what is on the walls of the room you are in?: a lot of blue and orange paint...and our WPNR banner...gotta love the banner.
13: seen anything weird lately?: ummmm....is porn weird?
14.What do you think of this quiz?: theres a lot of stupid questions. I mean, who reads BOOKS nowadays?
15: what is the last film you saw?: Shrek 2!!!
16: if you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: I'm boring, I'd pay off my parents mortgage first. But THEN, I'd build my own recording studio and be the newest kick-ass producer in the music business.
17: tell me something about you that I don't know: ummm...I secretly jam out to Duran Duran's "Rio" album.
18: if you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would it be? kill the asparagus; no good has ever come out of the asparagus plant, and I doubt any ever will.
19: do you like to dance?: not especially. Fat men were never meant to dance, we generally just bob our heads to the rhythm.
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing the right thing? hmmmm..that's a tough one. I thiiiiiiiink...I'll go with that first option, because he is a fucking crazy asshole.
21: imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Abortion #1
22: imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Jesus Christ
23: would you ever consider living abroad?: Mmmmm....Ireland...it calls to me...
24: will you pass on this survey?: it's on my motherfucking BLOG, bitch!
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From my buddies ART and DANIELLE:
1: grab the book nearest to you. turn to page 18, find line 4.: "Other influences and precursors to heavy metal can be noted."
2: stretch your left arm out as far as you can. what do you touch first?:
filing cabinet next to the desk.
3: what is the last thing you watched on TV?: 50 Most Awesomely Bad Songs of All Time
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 1:53
5: now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 1:53..I rule at life.
6: with the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: Minus the Bear - Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse, and AIM dings
7: when did you last step outside? what were you doing? I walked from my car to the radio station about an hour ago, I think...
8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?: Yahoo News about John Kerry
9: what are you wearing?: orange button-down shirt, black shorts, socks
10: did you dream last night? yeah, lots of weird superhero-type shit, can't remember any particualrs. There was a dragon though.
11: when did you last laugh? hmmmm....sometime today.
12: what is on the walls of the room you are in?: a lot of blue and orange paint...and our WPNR banner...gotta love the banner.
13: seen anything weird lately?: ummmm....is porn weird?
14.What do you think of this quiz?: theres a lot of stupid questions. I mean, who reads BOOKS nowadays?
15: what is the last film you saw?: Shrek 2!!!
16: if you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: I'm boring, I'd pay off my parents mortgage first. But THEN, I'd build my own recording studio and be the newest kick-ass producer in the music business.
17: tell me something about you that I don't know: ummm...I secretly jam out to Duran Duran's "Rio" album.
18: if you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would it be? kill the asparagus; no good has ever come out of the asparagus plant, and I doubt any ever will.
19: do you like to dance?: not especially. Fat men were never meant to dance, we generally just bob our heads to the rhythm.
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing the right thing? hmmmm..that's a tough one. I thiiiiiiiink...I'll go with that first option, because he is a fucking crazy asshole.
21: imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Abortion #1
22: imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Jesus Christ
23: would you ever consider living abroad?: Mmmmm....Ireland...it calls to me...
24: will you pass on this survey?: it's on my motherfucking BLOG, bitch!
Friday, May 21, 2004
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A quote, an article, and an opinion
"It is always a simple matter to drag people along whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. This is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country."
- Hitler's second-in-command, Hermann Goering at the Nuremberg trials, not long before he poisoned himself in his jail cell.
From OFB, a very detailed and articulate article about shame.
I know I generally try to keep from getting too political on the blog here, but even I can't ignore the fact that we need to get this asshole out of office as soon as possible. Quite frankly, I thought he was going to be either impeached or brought up on war crimes a year ago right after this whole Iraqi Freedom mess started, and the fact that he's still in office, still pulling the wool over middle America's eyes and still spreading his bullshit makes my blood boil a little hotter, makes my hands shake a little more, makes my eyes cross and go blurry more often than normal. If we don't get this guy out of the White House come November, then I have no idea what I'm going to do. I honestly don't know if I want to take another four years of this. I mean, if he fucked up THIS bad in his first four years, then what in the high holy cocksucker is going to happen if he gets to be "in charge" for another four years?? Honest to fucking god, I'm actually frightened as to what might happen, I really, really am.
And once again, America looks like the asshole of the world.
Evil Brian's Evil Thoughts STILL wholeheartedly endorses THIS GUY.
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"It is always a simple matter to drag people along whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. This is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country."
- Hitler's second-in-command, Hermann Goering at the Nuremberg trials, not long before he poisoned himself in his jail cell.
From OFB, a very detailed and articulate article about shame.
I know I generally try to keep from getting too political on the blog here, but even I can't ignore the fact that we need to get this asshole out of office as soon as possible. Quite frankly, I thought he was going to be either impeached or brought up on war crimes a year ago right after this whole Iraqi Freedom mess started, and the fact that he's still in office, still pulling the wool over middle America's eyes and still spreading his bullshit makes my blood boil a little hotter, makes my hands shake a little more, makes my eyes cross and go blurry more often than normal. If we don't get this guy out of the White House come November, then I have no idea what I'm going to do. I honestly don't know if I want to take another four years of this. I mean, if he fucked up THIS bad in his first four years, then what in the high holy cocksucker is going to happen if he gets to be "in charge" for another four years?? Honest to fucking god, I'm actually frightened as to what might happen, I really, really am.
And once again, America looks like the asshole of the world.
Evil Brian's Evil Thoughts STILL wholeheartedly endorses THIS GUY.
"Look At 'is Wee Li'l Bu'ts!"
Alright, I went and saw Shrek 2 last night and, for a sequel that never needed to be made to a movie that wrapped itself up perfectly on its own, I have to say that I actually really enjoyed it. Obviously, there's no way it could be as groundbreaking or cool as the first Shrek movie because, well, nobody really saw that one coming. AS the last one took a lot of shots at Disney (which gave it an astronomical cool factor- we had all been waiting for something huge to take those bitches down a peg), Shrek 2 takes some potshots at Hollywood culture, which may be a retread of a lot of other movies and TV shows, but it works here. The story isn't horrible persay, but again, this movie wasn't ever meant to be made when the first one came out, so it's excusable. Animation is top-notch, all the voices are characterized PERFECTLY (Antonio Banderas as Puss In Boots was genius, no matter how much you friggin' hate the guy).
Oh, and any cartoon with a cameo by Tom freakin' Waits is automatically a must-see. I think it's in the Constitution somewhere.
Overall, it's definitely a decent enough movie to go see with friends. Just not alone, because that would make you either a sad, sorry shell of a man or a pedophile.
Just try to avoid the tie-in blitz if you can; which basically means moving to Wyoming, because there is nothing in Wyoming. It's one big, empty, rectangle-shaped black hole. I'm not sure how many products are actually tied in to the release of Shrek 2 (the better and more outrageous ones have been already pointed out at the great X-E.) but I'm honestly waiting for Hostess to get all the Ninja Turtle pies they have stockpiled from the early 90's and repackage them as SHREK PIES! Now, with extra mold, SHREK PIES! by Hostess!
Seriously though, go see the damn movie. Just don't try the Shrek sherbet at Baskin-Robbins. YUCK. Who in the holy fuck thought mixing green apple and grape sherbet with Pop-Rocks was a good idea? Jesus Christ on a fucking ice cream cone, I can still taste it.
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Alright, I went and saw Shrek 2 last night and, for a sequel that never needed to be made to a movie that wrapped itself up perfectly on its own, I have to say that I actually really enjoyed it. Obviously, there's no way it could be as groundbreaking or cool as the first Shrek movie because, well, nobody really saw that one coming. AS the last one took a lot of shots at Disney (which gave it an astronomical cool factor- we had all been waiting for something huge to take those bitches down a peg), Shrek 2 takes some potshots at Hollywood culture, which may be a retread of a lot of other movies and TV shows, but it works here. The story isn't horrible persay, but again, this movie wasn't ever meant to be made when the first one came out, so it's excusable. Animation is top-notch, all the voices are characterized PERFECTLY (Antonio Banderas as Puss In Boots was genius, no matter how much you friggin' hate the guy).
Oh, and any cartoon with a cameo by Tom freakin' Waits is automatically a must-see. I think it's in the Constitution somewhere.
Overall, it's definitely a decent enough movie to go see with friends. Just not alone, because that would make you either a sad, sorry shell of a man or a pedophile.
Just try to avoid the tie-in blitz if you can; which basically means moving to Wyoming, because there is nothing in Wyoming. It's one big, empty, rectangle-shaped black hole. I'm not sure how many products are actually tied in to the release of Shrek 2 (the better and more outrageous ones have been already pointed out at the great X-E.) but I'm honestly waiting for Hostess to get all the Ninja Turtle pies they have stockpiled from the early 90's and repackage them as SHREK PIES! Now, with extra mold, SHREK PIES! by Hostess!
Seriously though, go see the damn movie. Just don't try the Shrek sherbet at Baskin-Robbins. YUCK. Who in the holy fuck thought mixing green apple and grape sherbet with Pop-Rocks was a good idea? Jesus Christ on a fucking ice cream cone, I can still taste it.
Thursday, May 20, 2004
Ass-Fucking on Capitol Hill
Here is a reproduction of a blog by a woman calling herself Washingtonienne, which I had not even known about until I read it on Wonkette.com. Apparently, this lovely lady, through first-hand encounters with several government officials, has gotten ahold of some dirty little secrets of said government officials. That said, her actual blog has been taken down, and she is being searched for in order to fire her overly-sexed ass.
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Here is a reproduction of a blog by a woman calling herself Washingtonienne, which I had not even known about until I read it on Wonkette.com. Apparently, this lovely lady, through first-hand encounters with several government officials, has gotten ahold of some dirty little secrets of said government officials. That said, her actual blog has been taken down, and she is being searched for in order to fire her overly-sexed ass.
Wednesday, May 19, 2004
Gimmie The Bat!
Following in the hallowed footsteps of The Exorcist, here is Stanley Kubrick's The Shining in 30 Seconds....with bunnies!
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Following in the hallowed footsteps of The Exorcist, here is Stanley Kubrick's The Shining in 30 Seconds....with bunnies!
Sunday, May 16, 2004
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
I am officially gradumacated from Utica College!!
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I am officially gradumacated from Utica College!!
The Giant Sucking Sound Of Me Caring About A Shitty Movie
So I went out tonight with my brother to see Van Helsing, and I had pretty low expectations from the get-go. I mean, Hugh Jackman isn't what you'd call an 'actor', no matter how badass Wolverine is; and it certainly didn't look like any kind of what I like to call a 'good movie'. But it did look like some dumb, if a little bit cookie-cutter, fun. In all honesty, they should've named this movie "Reason #1 To Put Kate Beckinsale In A Bustier", because that was the best part of the movie. I have never in my life been able to tell EXACTLY what is going to happen in a movie that I honestly hadn't heard a whole lot about, but this was atrocious. If you wanted a cliche, this movie had it. Let's run down the list, shall we?
* Troubled main character with a heart of gold? Check.
* Really hot chick thrown into main character's life? Yup.
* A somewhat stale romance that builds until the climax of the movie where they kiss before running in opposite directions? Oh yeah.
* A bumbling, wise-cracking sidekick/partner/talking dog? You know it.
* Some trifling evil with a fatal flaw that the main charcter happens to be the only person in the world to be able to take advantage of? Bingo.
* Really bad CGI? Wouldn't be a movie without it.
* Main character saying something cool/witty right before he kicks some ass/kills some creature/bops his sidekick/partner/talking dog on the head? You damn skippy he does.
* Misusing famous historical/literary/real-life characters/people and basically making a mockery of everything he/she/it/they stood for? Boo-Ya!
* Handy clues to plot twists that you can see coming a mile away, yet the movie still acts as if it's SHOCKING? Aw HELL YEAH!
* Riding their horses into the sunset...THEY RODE THEIR HORSES INTO THE FUCKING SUNSET! THE FUCKING SUNSET, FOR CHRISSAKES!!
However, there is one aspect at which this movie excelled, and one aspect only. They had the courage and the groundbreaking foresight to feature burning midgets. And for that, I can give this movie no less than two thumbs up.
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So I went out tonight with my brother to see Van Helsing, and I had pretty low expectations from the get-go. I mean, Hugh Jackman isn't what you'd call an 'actor', no matter how badass Wolverine is; and it certainly didn't look like any kind of what I like to call a 'good movie'. But it did look like some dumb, if a little bit cookie-cutter, fun. In all honesty, they should've named this movie "Reason #1 To Put Kate Beckinsale In A Bustier", because that was the best part of the movie. I have never in my life been able to tell EXACTLY what is going to happen in a movie that I honestly hadn't heard a whole lot about, but this was atrocious. If you wanted a cliche, this movie had it. Let's run down the list, shall we?
* Troubled main character with a heart of gold? Check.
* Really hot chick thrown into main character's life? Yup.
* A somewhat stale romance that builds until the climax of the movie where they kiss before running in opposite directions? Oh yeah.
* A bumbling, wise-cracking sidekick/partner/talking dog? You know it.
* Some trifling evil with a fatal flaw that the main charcter happens to be the only person in the world to be able to take advantage of? Bingo.
* Really bad CGI? Wouldn't be a movie without it.
* Main character saying something cool/witty right before he kicks some ass/kills some creature/bops his sidekick/partner/talking dog on the head? You damn skippy he does.
* Misusing famous historical/literary/real-life characters/people and basically making a mockery of everything he/she/it/they stood for? Boo-Ya!
* Handy clues to plot twists that you can see coming a mile away, yet the movie still acts as if it's SHOCKING? Aw HELL YEAH!
* Riding their horses into the sunset...THEY RODE THEIR HORSES INTO THE FUCKING SUNSET! THE FUCKING SUNSET, FOR CHRISSAKES!!
However, there is one aspect at which this movie excelled, and one aspect only. They had the courage and the groundbreaking foresight to feature burning midgets. And for that, I can give this movie no less than two thumbs up.
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
|Tuesday, May 11, 2004
Is It Just Me...
...Or is this whole Iraq thing spinning WAAAAAAAAY out of control?
And, in case there may have been some inkling of doubt in your mind, the right-wing media is FULL OF ASSHATS.
Certain CONGRESSMEN can be included there too.
I think if things get any worse, we'll find out EXACTLY who has those darn weapons of mass destruction.
oh BTW, a thousand apologies for missing about two weeks of updates. Between moving out of my old apartment, looking for summer work, preparing for graduation and finals finals finals, I have had zero time to myself. Hell, this is the first time in about two weeks that I've sat down with a beer (I love you, Molson XXX. You truly are the most ass-kickingest beer ever.)
I leave you with the greatest picture ever taken of the band Disturbed:
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...Or is this whole Iraq thing spinning WAAAAAAAAY out of control?
And, in case there may have been some inkling of doubt in your mind, the right-wing media is FULL OF ASSHATS.
Certain CONGRESSMEN can be included there too.
I think if things get any worse, we'll find out EXACTLY who has those darn weapons of mass destruction.
oh BTW, a thousand apologies for missing about two weeks of updates. Between moving out of my old apartment, looking for summer work, preparing for graduation and finals finals finals, I have had zero time to myself. Hell, this is the first time in about two weeks that I've sat down with a beer (I love you, Molson XXX. You truly are the most ass-kickingest beer ever.)
I leave you with the greatest picture ever taken of the band Disturbed:
