Thursday, January 22, 2004
Snapple Pie Update!
Around Thanksgiving, I posted a link to the BevNet website or somesuch referring everyone to gaze upon the wonder that is drinkable pie or, as Snapple named it, Snapple Pie. Well, it's taken a couple months, but I finally found myself a bottle of the stuff driving home on the NY State Thruway. And it is, to say the VERY least, interesting. Imagine this: taking a sip of a slightly cloudy cider-looking beverage and, the very first taste hitting your tongue is a sweet mixture of apples and cinnamon. Then the aftertaste hits and, I shit you not, it tastes like a fucking pie crust. It really is like I took a WalMart apple pie, threw it in a blender, and then poured the shit into a bottle. For one precious moment, I was Violet Beauragard in the Wonka Factory's secret room. Only I'm slightly less bulbous, and not very purple at all.
The drink's not BAD persay, just really fucking weird. I never in my life imagined that one day I would be drinking pie crust, but there you go. Hey, it's GOTTA be better than shitty turkey-flavored soda, right?
Believe the hype. Crave the Snapple Pie.
Willy Wonka, eat your heart out.
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Around Thanksgiving, I posted a link to the BevNet website or somesuch referring everyone to gaze upon the wonder that is drinkable pie or, as Snapple named it, Snapple Pie. Well, it's taken a couple months, but I finally found myself a bottle of the stuff driving home on the NY State Thruway. And it is, to say the VERY least, interesting. Imagine this: taking a sip of a slightly cloudy cider-looking beverage and, the very first taste hitting your tongue is a sweet mixture of apples and cinnamon. Then the aftertaste hits and, I shit you not, it tastes like a fucking pie crust. It really is like I took a WalMart apple pie, threw it in a blender, and then poured the shit into a bottle. For one precious moment, I was Violet Beauragard in the Wonka Factory's secret room. Only I'm slightly less bulbous, and not very purple at all.
The drink's not BAD persay, just really fucking weird. I never in my life imagined that one day I would be drinking pie crust, but there you go. Hey, it's GOTTA be better than shitty turkey-flavored soda, right?
Believe the hype. Crave the Snapple Pie.
Willy Wonka, eat your heart out.
