Tuesday, November 11, 2003
Interesting Reactions To Stupidity, Vol. 1
Well, today I was driving to work, and I got stuck behind the slowest driver on the planet Earth. I mean dangerously slow. Mind-numbingly slow. Yertle the Turtle slow. They got in the wrong lane, didn't use thier turn signal, and stopped suddenly, ALMOST causing my poor, already-mangled Toyota Tercel to collide with thier shitty car. In most instances, I would swear, slam on my horn, curse some more, and scream at the top of my lungs. In this instance, however, such was not the case. For reasons unbeknownst to me, I said something VERY different. And it still boggles my mind. The following is my reaction, unaltered in any way, shape or form. For whatever reason, in this situation, I said:
"Shut your ugly face, Flanders!!"
I'm both proud and frightened about that.
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Well, today I was driving to work, and I got stuck behind the slowest driver on the planet Earth. I mean dangerously slow. Mind-numbingly slow. Yertle the Turtle slow. They got in the wrong lane, didn't use thier turn signal, and stopped suddenly, ALMOST causing my poor, already-mangled Toyota Tercel to collide with thier shitty car. In most instances, I would swear, slam on my horn, curse some more, and scream at the top of my lungs. In this instance, however, such was not the case. For reasons unbeknownst to me, I said something VERY different. And it still boggles my mind. The following is my reaction, unaltered in any way, shape or form. For whatever reason, in this situation, I said:
"Shut your ugly face, Flanders!!"
I'm both proud and frightened about that.
