Saturday, September 20, 2003
It's scary how plausible this seems...
From The Onion comes this article, which if you've been paying attention to the upcoming so-called Patriot Act II, is frighteningly believable.
Revised Patriot Act Will Make It Illegal To Read Patriot Act
WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush spoke out Monday in support of a revised version of the 2001 USA Patriot Act that would make it illegal to read the USA Patriot Act. "Under current federal law, there are unreasonable obstacles to investigating and prosecuting acts of terrorism, including the public's access to information about how the federal police will investigate and prosecute acts of terrorism," Bush said at a press conference Monday. "For the sake of the American people, I call on Congress to pass this important law prohibiting access to itself." Bush also proposed extending the rights of states to impose the death penalty "in the wake of Sept. 11 and stuff."
Remember all you focused hardcore Republicans, vote Bush in 1984....
"Scratching the surface below/peel the rind...peel the rind/plenty of layers to go/peel the rind...peel the rind..."
V Shape Mind - Peel The Rind
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From The Onion comes this article, which if you've been paying attention to the upcoming so-called Patriot Act II, is frighteningly believable.
Revised Patriot Act Will Make It Illegal To Read Patriot Act
WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush spoke out Monday in support of a revised version of the 2001 USA Patriot Act that would make it illegal to read the USA Patriot Act. "Under current federal law, there are unreasonable obstacles to investigating and prosecuting acts of terrorism, including the public's access to information about how the federal police will investigate and prosecute acts of terrorism," Bush said at a press conference Monday. "For the sake of the American people, I call on Congress to pass this important law prohibiting access to itself." Bush also proposed extending the rights of states to impose the death penalty "in the wake of Sept. 11 and stuff."
Remember all you focused hardcore Republicans, vote Bush in 1984....
"Scratching the surface below/peel the rind...peel the rind/plenty of layers to go/peel the rind...peel the rind..."
V Shape Mind - Peel The Rind
