Saturday, August 23, 2003
Why I hate Chicago
Alright, I kow that musicals aren't for everybody. Generally, they're for the upper crust of society. Not just the upper crust, but the crustiest and upperest upper crust (hey! just like Republicanism and tax cuts!!). Hell, my favorite musical is South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. But still, just because one movie made it big does NOT mean that America wants musicals on thier TV!!!
Read THIS:
If you read the article, yes, you read that right. MTV presents MTV's Hip Hopera: FAUST. Because we all know how amazing and groundbreaking thier version of Carmen was. Oh wait, I remember, IT WAS A FUCKING DISASTEROUS MESS!!!!! Did ANYBODY watch it?? I didn't think so. This is just one more reason, not just to hate MTV, but to hate Chicago. No, not the musical. The city. Fuck Chicago. Just for having some part in inspiring this horrible, horrible chain of events. That's right, fuck you, Chicago.
"...don't wanna hear about it, every single one's got a story to tell, everyone knows about it, from the Queen of England to the hounds of hell..."
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Alright, I kow that musicals aren't for everybody. Generally, they're for the upper crust of society. Not just the upper crust, but the crustiest and upperest upper crust (hey! just like Republicanism and tax cuts!!). Hell, my favorite musical is South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. But still, just because one movie made it big does NOT mean that America wants musicals on thier TV!!!
Read THIS:
If you read the article, yes, you read that right. MTV presents MTV's Hip Hopera: FAUST. Because we all know how amazing and groundbreaking thier version of Carmen was. Oh wait, I remember, IT WAS A FUCKING DISASTEROUS MESS!!!!! Did ANYBODY watch it?? I didn't think so. This is just one more reason, not just to hate MTV, but to hate Chicago. No, not the musical. The city. Fuck Chicago. Just for having some part in inspiring this horrible, horrible chain of events. That's right, fuck you, Chicago.
"...don't wanna hear about it, every single one's got a story to tell, everyone knows about it, from the Queen of England to the hounds of hell..."
